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    4 Nov 2009

    lobezna:

aredhel:

Up (2009)

(vía secondhandjoy)

    lobezna:

    aredhel:

    Up (2009)

    (vía secondhandjoy)

    4 Nov 2009

    “I have a message for Germany: That you are all going to die”

    “I have a message for Germany: That you are all going to die”

    4 Nov 2009

    4 Nov 2009

    4 Nov 2009

    4 Nov 2009

    Shosanna Dreyfus

    Shosanna Dreyfus

    4 Nov 2009

    Natalie Portman en V Magazine

    Natalie Portman en V Magazine

    4 Nov 2009

    DWIGHT; “Jim is my enemy. But it turns out, that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. … But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so, actually, Jim is my enemy. But…”
(The Office S6E07 “Koi Pond”)

    DWIGHT“Jim is my enemy. But it turns out, that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Jim is actually my friend. … But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy, so, actually, Jim is my enemy. But…”

    (The Office S6E07 “Koi Pond”)

    4 Nov 2009

    savetheempire:

Jim: “Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.”

    savetheempire:

    Jim: “Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.”

    4 Nov 2009

    4 Nov 2009

    snooz3r:

April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.

    snooz3r:

    April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.

    2 Nov 2009

    30 Oct 2009

    30 Oct 2009

    30 Oct 2009

    nothingbuttherain:

Ted: What the hell is “the sexless innkeeper”?Barney: Ted, many a man - nay, many a soul has their own tale of the sexless innkeeper. Why, I had run-in with one just last year. I even composed a poem about it. Would you care to hear it?Ted: Not really.Barney: T’was the night before New Year’s, And the weather grew mean. It was 3:00 in the morning, And I was stranded in Queens. The tavern grew empty, The gas lights grew dim. The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in… Ted: Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?Barney: Ted, it’s a poem.Last call was approaching, And my fortunes looked bleak. Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek. She had a peach fuzz beard And weighed 16 stone. She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones. I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth. I asked, “where do you live?” And she said, “one block south.” I swallowed my pride And six shots of whiskey And prayed to the gods That she wasn’t too frisky. Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack. ‘neath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack. But when she returned, She found a sound sleeper. And thus she became The sexless innkeeper.
How I Met Your Mother, 5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper

    nothingbuttherain:

    Ted: What the hell is “the sexless innkeeper”?
    Barney: Ted, many a man - nay, many a soul has their own tale of the sexless innkeeper. Why, I had run-in with one just last year. I even composed a poem about it. Would you care to hear it?
    Ted: Not really.
    Barney: T’was the night before New Year’s,
    And the weather grew mean.
    It was 3:00 in the morning,
    And I was stranded in Queens.
    The tavern grew empty,
    The gas lights grew dim.
    The horse-drawn carriages
    were all but snowed in…

    Ted: Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?
    Barney: Ted, it’s a poem.
    Last call was approaching,
    And my fortunes looked bleak.
    Then I turned to my left
    And stifled a shriek.
    She had a peach fuzz beard
    And weighed 16 stone.
    She gobbled up hot wings
    And swallowed the bones.
    I muffled a scream
    And threw up in my mouth.
    I asked, “where do you live?”
    And she said, “one block south.”
    I swallowed my pride
    And six shots of whiskey
    And prayed to the gods
    That she wasn’t too frisky.
    Back in her cave,
    she prepared us a snack.
    ‘neath her mighty hooves,
    the floorboards did crack.
    But when she returned,
    She found a sound sleeper.
    And thus she became
    The sexless innkeeper.

    How I Met Your Mother, 5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper